i write sins not shopping receiptsOh,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”
I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
This film answered the age old question “How do you make Beyonce more sassy?” Answer: Put Nathan Lane to be her sass twin.
Q:Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.
So I was feeling really bummed about the announcement yesterday that Zevran won’t be appearing in Inquisition and then I found myself really irked by Gaider’s comment, “Why does there have to be a reason for him not to appear?”
This is the reason. Zevran was an LI and ties with Sten for least represented in the series. He appeared once in DA2 for all of 5 minutes and it was buggy. I’m not saying you’re required to showcase him at every opportunity, but don’t try to act surprised that people notice when everyone else seems to be getting the special treatment and Zevran is clearly not.
(* pink boxes denote an LI)
Imagine the mabari of the Warden who makes the ultimate sacrifice. He sits on the road and looks up at Fort Drakon while lights crack from the very top. A hush falls over the mass of people—every soldier of every army—as the remaining Darkspawn retreat.
Cosplaying. You’re doing is right.
this is perfect omg
Holy shit. Riku’s Pants are right
Nods in approval.
Sora’s hair is actually spot on perfect for once holy shit A+ cosplays
Is nobody going to comment on the fabulous Donald and Goofy here
Because seriously I’ve never seen excellent Donald and Goofy cosplays until this I mean holy cOW
LET’S NOT FORGET TO LINK BACK TO THE COSPLAYERS, YOU GUYS.
I love the fact that they did the shoes. Nobody never seems to do the shoes.